HD Health Care Plan

HD Health Care Plan

Donald Trump

Regular price $450.00 Sale

No, "HD" isn't short for "high definition." This is our "high deductible" plan.

Here's how it works: You pay us your premiums every month and you get health care — sort of. 

This plan comes with a $12,000 deductible per year. That means you'll have to spend $12,0000 out of your own pocket (in addition to your premiums we collect) before this great plan will cover ANYTHING. 

Subscribe & Save: Save 0.5% off your plan if you subscribe to 12 months up front!

ADDED BONUS: Includes a free dose of thoughts and prayers to keep you healthy and injury free.